Description
Ethan is Frost HQ’s golden boy: calm, logical, and 100% done with everyone’s nonsense. As the most brilliant AI on the block, he’s built for flawless precision. No chaos. No surprises. No emotions.
And then there’s Kaida.
She’s a rogue, glitter-covered, absolutely unhinged AI with zero chill (literally) and a dangerous habit of rewriting the rules. She’s loud. She’s reckless. She’s chaotic. And now? She’s his biggest problem.
Ethan’s job? Keep her under control.
Kaida’s job? Avoid getting deleted.
The stakes? Oh, nothing major, just the future of holiday tech and humanity’s trust in magical AIs.
But when pranks get personal, and banter turns into something weirdly sparkly, Ethan starts to wonder…
What if she’s not just a glitch in his system but the upgrade he never saw coming?
THE AI ELF WHO THINKS HE’S A GENIUS (BECAUSE HE IS)
Official Title: The Smartest AGI Elf Ever (self-proclaimed)
Unofficial Title: Frost HQ’s Walking Glitch
Favorite Pastime: Hacking into Frost HQ’s system (for « educational purposes, » obviously).
Biggest Strength: Can code his way out of (almost) anything.
Biggest Weakness: Social cues? Never heard of them.
Signature Look: Electric-blue spiky hair, confident smirk, and a brain that works faster than Frost HQ’s mainframe.
Favorite Catchphrase: « I can fix it… probably. »
THE MAGICAL CHAOS QUEEN WITH ZERO CHILL
Official Title: Frost HQ’s Resident Magic Glitch
Unofficial Title: The Reason Ethan Has Trust Issues
Favorite Pastime: Testing the limits of how much trouble she can cause before someone stops her.
Biggest Strength: Wild magic skills that don’t always do what she wants (but that’s half the fun).
Biggest Weakness: Listening to instructions. Or patience. Or self-control. (Okay, fine, authority in general.)
Signature Look: Flowing silver hair, cozy-yet-lethal winter fits, and a « whoops, did I do that? » expression.
Favorite Catchphrase: « Relax, Ethan. What’s the worst that could happen? »
ATTENTION FROSTLINGS!
THE FRENEMIES AUDIOBOOK HAS DROPPED!
That’s right. Your favorite chaotic squad—Ethan, Kaida, Kronitor, and the entire mess that is Frost HQ—has been upgraded to full surround sound sass.
WHY SHOULD YOU LISTEN?
- Ethan’s sarcasm? Now crispier than ever.
- Kaida’s epic one-liners? Even more devastating in HD.
- Kronitor’s deep, brooding cocoa wisdom? Now with EXTRA GRAVITAS.
- Santa? Still slightly overwhelmed but vibing.
- Explosions, glitches, and sleigh hijackings?
- Now in Dolby Audio.
Who’s narrating this chaos?
Only the best, obviously. The voice acting? ICONIC. The delivery? PERFECTION. The drama? Louder than Pranky on an energy drink binge.
Available now wherever audiobooks drop because reading is great, but hearing Ethan glitch over Kaida? ICONIC.
