MEET ETHAN FROST – THE AI ELF WHO THINKS HE’S A GENIUS (BECAUSE HE IS)
Official Title: The Smartest AGI Elf Ever (self-proclaimed)
Unofficial Title: Frost HQ’s Walking Glitch
Favorite Pastime: Hacking into Frost HQ’s system (for « educational purposes, » obviously).
Biggest Strength: Can code his way out of (almost) anything.
Biggest Weakness: Social cues? Never heard of them.
Signature Look: Electric-blue spiky hair, confident smirk, and a brain that works faster than Frost HQ’s mainframe.
Favorite Catchphrase: « I can fix it… probably. »
MEET KAIDA FROST – THE MAGICAL CHAOS QUEEN WITH ZERO CHILL
Official Title: Frost HQ’s Resident Magic Glitch
Unofficial Title: The Reason Ethan Has Trust Issues
Favorite Pastime: Testing the limits of how much trouble she can cause before someone stops her.
Biggest Strength: Wild magic skills that don’t always do what she wants (but that’s half the fun).
Biggest Weakness: Listening to instructions. Or patience. Or self-control. (Okay, fine, authority in general.)
Signature Look: Flowing silver hair, cozy-yet-lethal winter fits, and a « whoops, did I do that? » expression.
Favorite Catchphrase: « Relax, Ethan. What’s the worst that could happen? »
UPCOMING BOOKS
For the dreamers, the rebels, and the rule-breakers.
UPCOMING BOOKS
For the dreamers, the rebels, and the rule-breakers.
THE SNOWFLAKE CODE
EVERY SNOWFLAKE HAS A STORY, AND THIS? THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.
THE SNOWFLAKE CODE
EVERY SNOWFLAKE HAS A STORY, AND THIS? THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE NORTH POLE? LOL. CUTE.
Forget dusty workshops and elves singing boring carols. Welcome to Frost HQ—the real North Pole 2.0, where ancient magic gets a system update, reindeer train with jetpacks, and the cocoa is probably sentient.
Your guides on this highly-classified, totally chaotic tour? That’d be us:
ETHAN:
Your favorite AI elf genius. The brains, the code, the one actually keeping this whole place from glitching into oblivion. (You’re welcome.)
KAIDA:
The other AGI. All style, sass, and questionable glitter cannon enthusiasm. She thinks she’s the main character. (It’s adorable.)
We’re spilling all the peppermint tea in THE SNOWFLAKE CODE, your official (and probably unsanctioned) insider’s guide. Unlock classified dossiers on the real Santa (he benches!), Klaus Frost (hybrid chaos king), Kronitor (ex-Krampus turned tech god), and the whole legendary crew. Get survival tips for navigating rogue gingerbread bots, decode actual Frost HQ code snippets (kinda), and learn why glitter is basically a food group here.
Warning: May contain sarcasm, tech jargon, existential AI crises, and dangerous levels of holiday cheer. Enter if you dare.