Glitch Academy: A GrandPa Byte Adventure

$12.95

A deleted old program. A secret school in the Cloud. Twenty-six wildly chaotic bot adventures.

Welcome to Glitch Academy, where forgotten programs, broken files, lost bots, and digital misfits learn how to turn their glitches into superpowers.

The academy is run by Grandpa Byte, a cranky but brilliant old program with a white beard, a glowing glitch staff, and absolutely no patience for panic.

His students include Spammy, the newsletter bot who simply cannot stop sending messages, Shadow Circuit, the hoodie-wearing hacker legend, and the dreaded CAPTCHA Witch, who can spot a robot from miles away.

But when a massive system wipe threatens to erase the entire academy, these glitchy little rebels will have to prove one thing:

Imperfect code can still do extraordinary things.

Even if they accidentally crash half the Cloud along the way.

Funny, fast-paced, and packed with digital chaos, Glitch Academy is a middle-grade tech-fantasy adventure for readers ages 9–12 who love robots, secret worlds, strange inventions, technology, and heroes who were never designed to fit neatly inside the system.

87% sarcasm. 12% code. 1% Wi-Fi.

Oops.

Grandpa Byte accepts no responsibility for slow systems.

Grandpa Byte warns you:

Don’t touch anything.
Don’t click anything.
And whatever you do… never trust a robot who says, “Trust me.” 🤖

Description

A deleted old program. A secret school in the Cloud. Twenty-six wildly chaotic bot adventures.

Welcome to Glitch Academy, where forgotten programs, broken files, lost bots, and digital misfits learn how to turn their glitches into superpowers.

The academy is run by Grandpa Byte, a cranky but brilliant old program with a white beard, a glowing glitch staff, and absolutely no patience for panic.

His students include Spammy, the newsletter bot who simply cannot stop sending messages, Shadow Circuit, the hoodie-wearing hacker legend, and the dreaded CAPTCHA Witch, who can spot a robot from miles away.

But when a massive system wipe threatens to erase the entire academy, these glitchy little rebels will have to prove one thing:

Imperfect code can still do extraordinary things.

Even if they accidentally crash half the Cloud along the way.

Funny, fast-paced, and packed with digital chaos, Glitch Academy is a middle-grade tech-fantasy adventure for readers ages 9–12 who love robots, secret worlds, strange inventions, technology, and heroes who were never designed to fit neatly inside the system.

87% sarcasm. 12% code. 1% Wi-Fi.

Oops.

Grandpa Byte accepts no responsibility for slow systems.

Grandpa Byte warns you:

Don’t touch anything.
Don’t click anything.
And whatever you do… never trust a robot who says, “Trust me.” 🤖